aangnog:

masturbation is just having sex with the person you love the most

(Source: terrakion, via edmshenanigans)



seabelle:

I can’t stand these fucking people with these fucking family window stickers on their cars a murderer is gonna come into your fucking house and you’re gonna try to hide your kids in the fucking closet and he’s gonna be like naw bitch I saw your fucking mini van I know you have six more kids where are they

(via fergussonweblogxz)




plur-panda:

BUUUUHHHHH